Art & Music Jokes - Singer Jokes

Pet Mouse

My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He was caught in a trap.

Anonymous

Answering Machine - Madonna

Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice: Wanting... Waiting... for you, to justify your call.

Anonymous

Computer Sale

Q: Why did the musician sell his computer?
A: Not enough gigs.

Anonymous
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