Art & Music Jokes

Blues Singer's Tombstone

Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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Violist Like a Terrorist

Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?
A: They both fuck up bowings.

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Students

Q: What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?
A: A philosophy student asks you why you want fries with your burger.

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