New Age Song

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.

Answering Machine - Frere Jacques

Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":  We're not here now, We're not here now, Don't hang up, Don't hang up, Leave your name and number, Leave your name and number, We'll call back, We'll call back.

Country Music

I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'to put down'.