Musicians And Light Bulbs

Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: One, two, one, two, three, four!

Violin Attitude

Q: Which is smaller, a violin or a viola?
A: They are actually the same size, but a violinist's head is so much bigger.

Violin Followers

Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.