Art & Music Jokes

Bagpipe Band At The Door

Q: How do you know if a bagpipe band is at your front door?
A: No one knows when to come in.

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Must Be Only 20 Minutes

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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Trumpets and Birth Control

Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality.

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