Art & Music Jokes - Drummer Jokes

Bagpiper Mad At The Drummer

Q: Why did the bagpiper get mad at the drummer?
A: He moved a drone and wouldn't tell him which one.

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Five Pound Note

Q: There's note on the floor; who picks it up? The thrash guitarist, the drummer who keeps good time, or the drummer who keeps bad time?
A: The drummer who keeps bad time, because the other drummer doesn't exist, and the thrash guitarist doesn't care about notes anyway.

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How Late Does The Bagpipe Band Play

Tom: "Hey, Buddy. How late does the bagpipe band play?"
Buddy: "Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."

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