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Bass Player
Q: How do you know when your bass player arrives?
A: He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!
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Heavy Metal Fans to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to say "Excelleeeeeent !"
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Roxanne Needs Help
Been drawing circles around pictures of Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers for a woman across the street who has just had her home burglarized.
No idea how asking me to ring The Police is going to help her.
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