Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Heavy Metal Fans to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to say "Excelleeeeeent !"

Anonymous

Drum Solo

Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?
A: The bass player notices.

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Anonymous

Roxanne Needs Help

Been drawing circles around pictures of Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers for a woman across the street who has just had her home burglarized. 
No idea how asking me to ring The Police is going to help her.

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