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Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes
20 Minute Intermission
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
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Anonymous
Turned A Peg
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
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Anonymous
Musician Sax -Riddles
Q: What is a musician's strategy for having children?
A: Get FRENCH HORNy to get a TROMBONE, and then have SAX.
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Written By: RussellHorning
