Art & Music Jokes

Violin Followers

Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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Mike Tyson and Metallica Concert

Q: What do Mike Tyson and a Metallica concert have in common?
A: At a Metallica concert you get ringing in the ears, and at a Mike Tyson fight, you get ears in the ring!

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Violin Games

Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
A: Because no one will look for them.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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