Art & Music Jokes

Viola Falling

Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?
A: Who cares!

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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True Gentleman

Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Under Pressure

I went for an interview. They said, "Can you perform under pressure?" I said, "I'm not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."

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