Art & Music Jokes

Guitarists Changing a Lightbulb

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".

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Anonymous

Harps

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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Anonymous

Hit Music

Pirates make the best music because they write everything with a hook.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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