Art & Music Jokes

Petty Drop

Q: Why didn't Tom Petty open his parachute?
A: Because he was Free Falling.

Anonymous

Loud Clarinet?

Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
A: You can almost hear them.

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Anonymous

Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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