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Yo Mama - Meat Truck
Yo mama so ugly she could scare a dog off of a meat truck.
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Totally Truthful
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. "You, sir, are drunk!" "And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
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Ugly Woman
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman with a parrot on her shoulder.
The woman looks over at the guy and says, "If you can tell me what kind of animal I have on my shoulder...I'll sleep with you."
The guy says: "An alligator?"
The woman replies: "Close enough!"
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