Appearance Jokes - Midget / Dwarf Jokes

Rear Ended

I got distracted today while driving and rear-ended the car in front of me. The car door opened and out hopped the driver. He stormed up to me, all 3' 9" of him, and angrily blurted out "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
I stared at him and said, "Which one are you then?"

Anonymous

French Midget

Q: What do you call sex with a french midget?
A: Bone a petite

Anonymous

Dwarf Eskimo

Q: What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on?
A: A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!

Anonymous
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