Animal Jokes

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Kissing Porcupines

Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?
A: Ouch.

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Blondes and Shrimps

Q: What do blondes and shrimps have in common?
A: Their heads are full of shit, but the pink bits are nice.

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The Essential Difference

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orangutang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?" "Well," said the orangutang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

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