Animal Jokes

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Cool Drink

Q: What does a rattlesnake put in his lemonade to make it cold?
A: Mice cubes.

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Hop-scotch!

Q: What do Scottish toads play?
A: Hop-scotch!

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Turtle Wax

Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because they have such small ears.

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