Animal Jokes

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Lesbian Frogs

Q:  What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A:  MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!

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Animals on the Floor

A giraffe walks into a bar and lies on the floor. The bartender says, "Whats that a lyin' on the floor?" Another bargoer replies, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Lizard Woes

Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
A: A reptile dysfunction.

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