Animal Jokes

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Bear in a Bar

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic.
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, "Born with them, I guess."

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Jungle Mix

Q: What do you get when you mix a rhino, a hippo, and a flamingo?
A: Hellifino!!

Written By: funnyhunny

Aardvark

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

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