Animal Jokes

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Ride the Horse

Q: You're riding a horse at full speed. A giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you, and a lion behind you! What do you do?
A: You get off the carousel!

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Submitted BY: leightinyteeth

Kitchen Floor Too Dirty

Q: How do you know your kitchen floor is too dirty?
A: The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

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Anonymous

Croak

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
Patient: I think I'm going to croak!

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