Animal Jokes - Cow Jokes

Cow With No Lips

Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

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Polish People Milking a Cow

Q: How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?
A: 9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.

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Octocow

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A: A cow that can milk itself!

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