Cow With No Lips

Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

Polish People Milking a Cow

Q: How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?
A: 9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.

Talk To Me

A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo."