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Polish People Milking a Cow
Q: How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?
A: 9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.
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Octocow
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A: A cow that can milk itself!
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Cold Cream
Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
A: Cold cream!
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