Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Cats and Women

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous

Cat in the Hospital

Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To have a cat-scan done.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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