Animal Jokes

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How To Make a Horse Laugh & Cry

Q: How do you make a horse laugh?
A: Tell him your schlong is bigger than his.
 
Q: How do you make a horse cry?
A: Show him.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Riddles
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Knock Knock - Spider

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says... I like you!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Animal Jokes , Knock-Knock Jokes
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An Amazing Talking Dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure... go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Bet Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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