Airplane Jokes

Like Jesus

On Easter, Jesus rose from the dead. He'd been whipped, spat on, flogged, humiliated, and crucified.
In fact, he was beaten so badly you'd think he flew United.

Anonymous

Gay Guy on an Airplane

Q: What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?
A: A fruit fly.

Anonymous

Helpful Advice For Travellers

If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you because... what are the odds of two guys being on the same plane at the same time with a bomb?

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