McNally

McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It's to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I'm meeting me wife in the airport. How do I get the gum out of me ears?"

Peter and Jack on Holiday

Two friends Peter and Jack are leaving for the holiday on the same airplane. Peter was sad when he couldn't meet Jack before they get in to the plane. After some time he sees Jack coming up down the aisle and Peter shouted, "HI-JACK!"

Window Seat

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just come from the hair salon and didn't want it blown around too much.