Airplane Jokes

Drum Solo Record

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on AA8408 between Toyko and LA.

Submitted BY: MEG

An Emergency Landing

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside.

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Hidden Pictures

Q: Why can't you see air planes flying above clouds?
A: Because they're in disguise (da skys)

Categories: Airplane Jokes
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Written By: RussellHorning
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