Droppings from a Plane

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off. "What's so funny?" they asked him. "It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."

Drum Solo Record

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on AA8408 between Toyko and LA.

An Emergency Landing

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside.