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Airplane Jokes - Crash Jokes
Michael Jackson, Lawyer, and Boy on a Plane
Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane suddenly develops engine troubles. "Bad news," the lawyer said. "There are only two parachutes. You and me will go." "What about the boy?" asks Michael. "Screw the boy!" "Do we have time?"
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No Survivors
Q: There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
A: The two were married
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Knock Knock - Urgent
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
The plane captain.
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