Yo Mama - Hi Five God

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Yo Mama - Jump Rope

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to jump rope and knocked the Earth out of orbit.

Yo Mama - Yellow Rain Coat

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."