Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Height

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

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Gain Weight

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

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On The Tracks

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

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