Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Scale

Yo mama so fat when she step on da scale it says, "To be continued."

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Yo Mama - Legs Arguing

Yo mama so fat, when she walks down the street, her legs bargain with each other: "You let me go, I'll let you pass"; "You let me go, I'll let you pass."

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Knock Knock - Sham

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
No, not Yo' Mama.

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