Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Diaphragm

Yo mama so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

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Yo Mama - Truck

Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?

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Yo Mama - Moses

Yo mama so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.

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