Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Sling Shot

Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.

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Yo Mama - Short

Yo mama so short when she smoked weed she couldn't get high.

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Yo Mama - Flight Ticket

Yo' Mama is so fat, the last time she booked a flight, her boarding ticket read, "Please allow up to 4-6 weeks for freight delivery."

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