Identify The Problem

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "speed trap ahead". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "tips" and a bucket of change.

Robber, Really!

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. February 17, 1993 Fort Erie, Ontario, Constable Paul Fletcher told reporters in December that a man armed with a club tried to force a woman to drive him home with her to get money for him, but that when he waited for her to unlock the passenger door from inside, she sped away.

Light Bulb - Policeman

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.