Archaeologists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is.

Economist Valentines

Top economist Valentine's Day cards
4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.
3. Let's raise housing starts together.
2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.
1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.

Twelve Inches

Q: Whats 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A: My bosses tie