Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Appeal a Case

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

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No Problem...

The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.

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Lawyer Sky Diving

Q: What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?
A: Skeet.

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