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Three Most Commonly Asked Questions
What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?
- How much money do you have?
- Where can you get more?
- Do you have anything you can sell?
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Crusty Old Managing Partner
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling. The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."
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Lawyer Loopholes
Q: Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
A: He was looking for loopholes!
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