Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer's Funeral

Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Anonymous

Low IQ Lawyer

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Your Honor.

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Lawyer and a Hooker

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you're dead.

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