Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Godfather and Lawyer

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.

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Law School Rates

At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.

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Lawyer Talk

"Your Honor, in the first place, as they say, I am going to say it. I was going to say what you said and the reason I am going to say it, is not because you just said it. If you had not said it, I was going to say it first."
You have just witnessed a lawyer speaking to a judge.

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