Dentist Trouble

Gave the dentist a piece of my mind yesterday after he made a shoddy job of my filling. I did feel bad at one point though when I thought he was going to cry.
But hey, the tooth hurts.

Vampire After the Dentist

Q: What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
A: Fangs very much!

Love the Dentist Quote

I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my mouth. And just when I don't think I can take it anymore, he says, 'Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now.' - Marcie, from the "Married With Children" sitcom.