Religious Flossing

The dentist gave his patient a lecture on the importance of proper dental hygiene. He then asked him, "Have you been flossing religiously?" "Well," the man hedged, "I floss more often than I go to church."

Dentist Trouble

Gave the dentist a piece of my mind yesterday after he made a shoddy job of my filling. I did feel bad at one point though when I thought he was going to cry.
But hey, the tooth hurts.

Love the Dentist Quote

I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my mouth. And just when I don't think I can take it anymore, he says, 'Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now.' - Marcie, from the "Married With Children" sitcom.