Statistician in Jail

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who was thrown in jail?
A: He now has zero degrees of freedom.

Don't Drop the Soap

Q: Why did the prison switch to liquid soap?
A: It's harder to pick up.

Answering Machine - Tapeless

Hello, we are all currently home, but someone stole our phone, as well as the recording tape from this answering machine. So you can't reach us until we either find a phone or get a tape. If you had to waste a quarter on this call... Sorry.