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Refusal to Speak
A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
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Brilliant Advice
Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don't do that.
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Coma Time
Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
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