Jellofied

During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife. She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!

Alabama Grades

Q: Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
A: Because it has 4 A's and one B!

Evolution

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We share a common ancestor with monkeys and we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."