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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers to Build a Wall
Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?
A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
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No Cigar
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
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Small Mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed 'bored'."
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