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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Definition of a Lawyer
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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Lawyer Out of Surgery
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful' it was 'cute.' She said "What happened to 'beautiful?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
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Lawyer's Word Processor
Q: Have you heard about the lawyer's word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
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