Green Half First

A blonde complained that the capsules she'd been given weren't working. "Oh," he said, "You've been taking them the wrong way. You have to take them so that the green half goes in first." He said that she stopped by a week later to let him know that her medication was now working fine!

Blondes Walk Into a Bar

Two blondes walk into a bar... you think one of them would have seen it.

Stairway to Heaven

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went to heaven. "There are 1,000 steps to heaven and I will tell you a joke at every step. If you laugh, you don't get to heaven," God told the girls. The redhead made it to the 45th step, the brunette made it to the 200th step, and the blonde made it to the 999th step. When the blonde arrived at the 999th step, she laughed before God could even tell her the joke. "What's so funny? I haven't even told the joke yet," God said. "I know! I just got the first one!" the blonde replied.