Thermos

One day a blonde went into o Walt-Mart and saw something she liked.
“What is this thing?” She asked the clerk.
“A thermos.” The clerk replied. “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde bought one, and brought it to work the next day.
“What is that thing?” asked her boss, who was also blonde.
“A thermos. Keeps the hot things hot, and the cold things cold.”
“Interesting,” her boss replied, “what do you have in it?”
“I’ve got coffee and a popsicle inside.”

Dog with One Eye

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"

Blonde at a Bar

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman reporter shouted out "This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!". Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, "I bet you $50 that the man's gonna jump!" The blonde responds back "That's a bet you have there!". So, both of the woman stared at the news waiting to know whats gonna happen. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50. The red-head feeling guilty said "I can't take that there money. I saw the news earlier this mornin', I knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff." And the blonde says "Well, I did too! But I never would have thought that the man would do it again!"