Blonde Ballerinas

Did you hear about the blonde who, after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

Mailman Christmas

I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, blonde Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "So what was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman! Breakfast was my idea."

Seashell Tattoo

The blonde was showing off her new tattoo of a giant sea shell on her inner thigh. A friend asked her why she would get such a tattoo in that location. She responded, "It's really awesome, if you put your left ear up against it, you can smell the ocean!"