Blonde Goes Brunette

Q: How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?
A: When she trips over the cordless phone.

Meow Mix

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

Blonde - Phone Call

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. Curious, the husband said, "Who was that?" And his lovely wife replies, "I don't have any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."