Bill and Bob Camping

Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their tent, Bill tells Bob about a hunting trip he went on in Canada. "A few years ago I was in Canada hunting. My buddies and I called it a night and made camp. When I woke up there was a moose right in front of my face! I was so scared I shit my pants!" Bob replies, "Hell, I woulda shit my pants too, crazy moose." Bill looks at Bob seriously and says, "No, I really shit my pants. Apparently I shit my pants when I sleep and the smell attracted the moose. Good night Bob."

Postcard From A Blonde

Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Devil's Finds

Three men are traveling on a ship, when they are accosted by the Devil. The Devil proposes that if each man drops something into the sea and he cannot find it, he will be that man's slave. If the Devil does find it, however, he will eat that man up. The first man drops a pure, clear diamond, and immediately gets eaten. The second drops an expensive watch, trying to impress the Devil, and gets eaten. The third man fills a bottle with water and pours it into the sea yelling, "You think I'm a fool? Try finding that!"