Why Do Blondes Like Sunroofs?

Q: Why do blondes like sunroofs?
A: More legroom!

Regular Maintenance

A man pushes his car into the garage and tells the mechanic that the engine just died on him down the street. After a few moments of tinkering under the hood, the engine is purring again. “Great,” says the driver. “How did you fix it?” “Just crap in the carburetor,” replies the mechanic. “Okay,” replies the man. “So how often do I have to do that?”

Dealing With Heavy Traffic

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.