Two Women's Airplane Trip

Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane. "Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose. "Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" The southern woman thinks about this for a second. "Where you flyin' to, bitch?"

Driving In Fog

Q: When driving through fog what should you use?
A: Your car!

Driving Through Fog

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.