Top Ten Things Men Know About Women

Top 10 things men know about women:

1. They have tits
2. They have tits
3. They have tits
4. They have tits
5. They have tits
6. They have tits
7. They have tits
8. They have tits
9. They have tits
10. They have tits

What Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Murphy's Martial Laws

Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts:

1. The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
2. The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
3. The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.
4. The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking techniques.
5. If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
6. After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.
7. After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.
8. In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
9. No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.